I mean, sure, that's *slightly* more scary
than men armed with packing knives, but...
"Nobody move, or I'll light my shoe!"
That such fear could be instilled through
such very simple means.
I miss the days when we all feared nuclear
annihilation and a zombiefied existence in
a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Fears were
so much more grandiose when *I* was a kid.
It's easy to claim success when you don't
reveal any facts or use any specifics.