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Current Music:Iced Earth
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Subject:Too Much Party for One Man
Time:06:05 pm
Current Mood:draineddrained
"Those other people...they party it. But we...we *live* it."
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Current Music:Unholy Songs
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Subject:There and Back Again
Time:11:42 am
Current Mood:amusedamused
Hey dilly-dally
Way down in the valley-O!




And take a look at that neat shield
o' mine.
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Current Music:UT Gamelan Ensemble
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Time:08:27 pm
Current Mood:happyhappy
Currently listening to the live webcast of
the UT Gamelan Ensemble for the next hour
and a half:

http://www.finearts.utexas.edu/events/event_detail.cfm?Calset=cfa&id=9408

It's the type of music that comprised the
Akira soundtrack. It's Javanese, and sounds
like wind chimes so far.

wretch sent me this link, and it couldn't
be more awesome. About every two days, UT
has a live webcast of various performances.
I will finally be able to listen to the Early
Music Ensemble performances again!
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Current Music:Angelo Badalamenti
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Subject:The FDA finally gets it together
Time:12:33 am
Current Mood:angryangry
Finally, the FDA has collated a list
of recalled petfood:

http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/petfoodrecall/
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Current Music:zombro drilling
Current Location:Mount Ararat
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Subject:"...torn to pieces by rabid penguins"
Time:01:22 pm
Current Mood:sleepysleepy



The Great Freeze of Ought-Seven seems to be near its
thawy end. Everything is melting, causing severe
flooding of Biblical proportions. Soon we shall build
an Ark. The neighbour ladies have drowned.


There is a time vortex in our garage. zombro travelled
to 1947 and brought back a newspaper. It is the nature
of the reconstitutional quarkian geostatic travel process
that things become yellowed when travelling to the future.
zombro looks like a Chinaman, now. In 1947, the Austin
American existed, and Truman was President. In the bottom
left there is an article instructing people about hand
signals for making turns in an automobile.







I took pictures of the third type of wallpaper in the
house, in the guest bathroom, which exerts an obfuscatory
mind-cloud affect via mould spores, that helps it hide.
It is boring compared to the other two patterns, but must
be shown for historical documentary purposes. That picture
in the upper left came with the wallpaper, and I have been
told that a string depending from it, when pulled, makes
the picture play a tune. I have not tested this, as I fear
I would become possessed by malevolent forces.









Zombie Orville Redenbacher animated and selling popcorn again in television ads


Head transplants are a thing of the past


Lip Venom is a spicy, tingly gloss that enhances the natural color and shape of the lips by increasing circulation with a blend of essential oils including cinnamon and ginger. The result: shiny, bee-stung lips - I first read about this on bad_sex. It sounds better than the Kama Sutra's recommendation of using bee sting poultices to increase penile girth...


Thermit-Eisblock boomboom - (Deutschland science vid)


SCUBA diving dog and cat - (vid)
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Current Music:Birmingham 6
Current Location:The old cabyn in the mountains
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Subject:The Great Freeze of 2007, Day 2
Time:01:02 pm
We crossed the Mountains yestereve, and were forced to
eat one of our Indian guides, as the Oxen were taken
by Wolves at the crossing of the Ryver. Theyr singing
has quyte unnerv'd the Womynefolke.

We have founde Sheltere in an old Miner's cabyn, and
the Snowe has poured 'round thick about the Walls. Some
of the Men have succumbed to Cabyn Fevre, and must per-
force be put downe.

Our survival lies purely in the hands of Provenance and
God, but surely we are Sinners in His sight, now, as we
have tasted the forbidden flesh of the Long Pig.

Our Fotograffer, Mr Noughten, has been gracious enoughe
to record the Evynts of our Travails.

Here is the Entrance, buried by Snowe. We have shor'd
the Passyge up with the bodyes of our Deade.




These grande Icycles fall without warning and Pierce
the Breast of manye a brave ladde and lasse.




Onne can barely See the treeline for the dryvinge Snowe.




Hoarefroste rymes the Walls.




Alle is Ice and Snow. At nyght, the Ice Weasels come.

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Subject:Unishoebomber
Time:03:16 pm
Current Mood:annoyedannoyed
Did he really use the word "shoebombers" in a
serious context
?

I mean, sure, that's *slightly* more scary
than men armed with packing knives, but...

"Nobody move, or I'll light my shoe!"

That such fear could be instilled through
such very simple means.

I miss the days when we all feared nuclear
annihilation and a zombiefied existence in
a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Fears were
so much more grandiose when *I* was a kid.


It's easy to claim success when you don't
reveal any facts or use any specifics.
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Subject:And this deserves its own post
Time:11:56 pm

Invader Zim on DVD!!!

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Subject:How do they know?!
Time:12:16 am
valerini genrated this for me, and it
is just so apt!

alex
is a
Chocolate-Eating Zombie Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 1.6



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