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Subject:Spamarama
Time:10:59 am
Current Mood:annoyedannoyed
Wow. I just got my first ever Nigerian
spam via the LJ Inbox system.
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Subject:War on Cheetos
Time:01:48 am
Current Mood:nauseatednauseated




This post is for those three
special heathens with whom
I often dine. The sort of dis-
gusting perverts who do things
like put a slice of Brie on a
Cheeto and call it delicious,
all the while grinning their
neon muck grins at me and
licking their powdered lips.

Just because your culinary
cavortings are now in a bizarre
and brilliant web comic, don't
feel vindicated. This disgusting
food -- which bears a striking
similarity to the grubs I used
to find while splitting fire-
wood -- is still one of the
vilest creations misbegotten
in this world since Man invented
mustard.
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Subject:Recipe: Beeritas
Time:05:38 pm
Current Mood:frustratedfrustrated
Beeritas

One batch consists of the following:

1 can of frozen limeade concentrate
1 bottle of Corona Light
2 empty limeade cans full of Sprite
1 empty limeade can of tequila. (You can use 1.5 or 2 cans of tequila to increase potency.)
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Subject:One Minute of Nostalgia
Time:02:51 pm
Current Mood:nostalgicnostalgic
Vanilla Ice - Havin A Roni - YTnonvid

This is about the worst song on Vanilla
Ice's debut album.

I think I got the CD by looting some BMG
or Columbia House package from the dead
mail pile back in the mid-90s. jellydonut
and I put it on the stereo and laughed at
it non-stop on repeat for about ten minutes.

Then I think I snapped the CD and threw
it in the trash.
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Subject:Realisation
Time:02:20 am
Current Mood:draineddrained


Amazon.com is the Sears, Roebuck & Co.
of the 21st Century. Except you can't
hang the webpages in the outhouse.


The crater Victoria on Mars, as seen by the Mars Orbiter - this just became my desktop background


TIME poll results: Jon Stewart is USAia's most trusted newscaster


Gun found on obese inmate after 5 searches - in Houston, TX!


Ukrainian sand artist proves that reality TV's got talent - with YouTube vid


Redheads feel more pain
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Subject:Texo-centric
Time:01:15 am
Current Mood:quixoticquixotic


The wind blew so hard today that some areas
around where I live lost electrical power.
As far as I was concerned, though, it was
just a beautiful, windy day, and I enjoyed
it by opening the doors and windows.

This natural catastrophe was as nothing to
the hail storm that recently hit everywhere
around my neighbourhood, punching holes
through windows, gutters, chicken coops, and
windshields, as well as denting cars all
around town. Some of the hailstones were
as large as baseballs. Again, I merely en-
joyed the day with open doors and windows.


The CopStop ice cream at Amy's Ice Cream is
coffee ice cream & real chunks of doughnut.
It's delcious. I also think the coffee fla-
vour is authentic, based on what my urine
smelled like later.

The alcoholic Grasshopper ice cream is also
extremely delicious, and so alcoholy that
the ice cream is extremely soft.


The Pita Pit also finally has two delicious
locations now established in Austin, one
downtown, and one near campus.


This is the only thing that stands between us
and alien invasion. And I missed its passover
tonight, darnit! :-/





TimeWarner to implement tiered bandwidth usage in the rest of Texas soon - monitoring to start in April


Texas Board of Education had their vote, and I'm unclear what the result was - But the zealot isn't happy, so I guess that's a good thing. More explanation on arstechnica here.


West Virginia (and other States) considering drug testing for people recieving unemployment or food benefits


Paper dinosaurs are dying - "The outlook is so grim that the American Society of Newspaper Editors, a membership organization for daily newspaper editors, canceled its annual convention in April after deciding that "the challenges editors face at their newspapers demand their full attention.""


The United States has no real disposal plan for its nuclear waste
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Subject:Suckyoubbus
Time:06:43 am
Current Mood:awakeawake
Wow, just woke from a crazy dream

Some sort of entity had crawled in bed with me,
strong and supple, and shaped like a very tall
and muscular woman. It pressed against me, our
arms around and all over each other, and it kissed
me. Violent, almost painful waves of weakness
surged through me immediately. I opened my
eyes, and saw this shadowy, writhing figure,
shot with red flickerings. I couldn't breathe,
and could hardly move, but I forced my numb hands
under its chin and shoved upward. The suction
broke, and its mouth left mine, trailing a stream
of rushing, bluish-white energy between us as it
snarled. I *still* couldn't breathe, and was
trying to wake from the dream, but knew that I'd
have to get the thing off me before I could wake.
I managed to get my palms into the hollows where
its eyes should be, and pushed backward, and the
stream of energy broke, and the thing made this
rushing scream, and I woke, and finally took a
big breath, my throat still tight and my heart
pounding.


Much more exciting than the dream I had the
other day, wherein I was in an outdoor lit-
erature class reading some epic Victorian
poem, complete with woodcuts. The teacher
was explaining about the Ogre named Push
Button Shove, who had tried to kill the main
character of the poem, and was not to be
confused with the character of the Assassin,
who came later in the tale.
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Subject:"You Maniacs!"
Time:04:25 pm
Current Mood:excitedexcited


La Planète des singes is *here*
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Subject:Happy Holidays
Time:06:57 am
Current Mood:amusedamused



(thanks jblaque)
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Subject:One to Watch
Time:10:42 am
from goth_macros

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Subject:I don't need tiny cue cards.
Time:11:39 am
Current Mood:impressedimpressed
So, how long, do you think, before Alamo Drafthouse is
doing Dr. Horrible sing-a-longs?
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Subject:Musical Madness!
Time:05:28 am
Current Mood:excitedexcited
Joss and the Whedons bring you streaming webisode entertainment
from 15 June - 20 June only!

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog


Some sort of explanation on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Horrible
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Subject:You Know Who You Are
Time:03:37 pm
Current Mood:weirdweird
For a very special friend with a very special phobia:

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Subject:Dethklok in Austin
Time:10:41 am
Current Mood:exhaustedexhausted
It looks like Dethklok is playing in Austin Sunday
at the Austin Music Hall. $30. Looks like they had
to move to a larger venue due to popular demand.

http://www.gettix.net/concert/?event_id=2493

Not that I'll be attending, but I thought people
might want to know.

(thanks satyric)
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Subject:You Say, "Tomato". I Say, "Oh, No!"
Time:09:53 pm
Current Mood:tiredtired
Chez Zombie had tacos tonight, and we had no fresh
tomatoes on them, because if you eat tomatoes in
Texas you will die of chronic defecation
.

First signs of the Texas outbreak in mid-April. First
warning on 3 June.
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Subject:Oh, and...
Time:03:45 am
Current Mood:shockedshocked


A car plowed into a weekend bike race along a highway near the U.S.-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others, police said.
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Subject:Days of Yor, the Hunter from the Future
Time:05:34 pm
Current Mood:nostalgicnostalgic
This week's Real Synthetic Audio show is all Wax
Trax! songs.

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/synthetic_org/6355.html

I created the RSS account on LJ a few months ago,
by the way, and forgot to announce it.

DJ Todd was doing industrialsynthpop Internet radio
shows long before "podcast" was a word.
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Subject:This One's for king_prawn
Time:02:28 pm
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Subject:"What type of incence is that?"
Time:11:54 pm
Current Mood:mellowmellow

Nag Champa





Nag Champa
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Subject:RIP Omega Man
Time:10:56 am


What will the NRA do now?
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